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I’m on a strict diet

of 10 thin mints per hour…


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This picture is from an article called the “RESCUING HUG”


“The article details the first week of life of a set of twins. Apparently each were in their respective incubators and one was not expected to live. A hospital nurse fought against the hospital rules and placed the babies in one incubator. When they were placed together, the healthier of the two, threw an arm over her sister in an endearing embrace. The smaller baby’s heart stabilized and temperature rose to normal.”

Masha Allah

omg sheds tear forever reblog !

yes.

(Source: mohamedashraf)


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Tell yo fine daddy I said

HIIIIIIII…                 


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You put the Peanut in the Peanut hole!!!


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Seahorses actually exist….


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thestampeded:

greed3000:

Greed3000: This makes more sense than just heads on the ground.

…And Not 1 Fuck Was Given That Day

I wish I would have said that^^^ “Not 1 Fuck” (slaps knee) good one!


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Have you ever been so sleepy

That your organs threaten to shut down… My spleen is like, “Kid, if you don’t lay yo ass down, imma call it quits in 2.3 seconds!”… My right eye is itching from dryness and my pancreas is like, “I’m about to go to sleep… with or without you…” I know I should rest, but I really don’t want to…  so many webs sites, so little time…


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Look At My Eyes

teamdt:

summeroreo:

ROLL ‘EM

Via #TeamDT
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I just…

Chugged the shit out of some orange soda! That shittery was flatter then a whatchamadoodie…tasted like sparkling orange flavored syrup… 


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Shout outs Behby

I want to give a hootie whooooo to this buttery pound cake and cool whip… its on 10 right about now….


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Shout outs Behby

I just want to give a shout out to my appitite today…. I’ve eaten 12 times, which is a huge jump from my normal 2… I told someone that I wanted to eat healthier and my body started to rebel, craving every sweet, salty, spice and savory thing it could think of…. I think I’ve gained 30labubs in 24hrs… smh…


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Shout outs Behby

I just want to give it up to my pinky finger for being the best ear scratcher in the world! Have you ever scratched an itch so good that it gave you chills and made you want to shake your leg like a dog? Just me?… okay…


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wearethetay:

She can shake her ass…one cheek.

I kinda felt naughty for watching this… I looked around to see if anyone saw me gawking at their talented gluts… 


Via We Are The Tay

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This guy is too freakin funny… Pretty clever tho… What type of hoe are YOU?

*It’s a Hoe wide world…



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Why are these kids…

Outside at the playground yelling Bloody Mary? I didn’t know the younger generations knew about that…

Funny how that name still strikes fear… I’m too grown to be scared of Bloody Mary, smh…


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